Of Porn and Patience

One of the weirdest things I discovered about working on the internet is the two step thing called Internet Time.  Internet Time runs at two speeds.  The difference between those two speeds is what creates the frenzied need for patience.

The First speed is the instant on, always there, updated 3 seconds ago web, the web where everything you put out there is seen and heard immediately.  No wait time, the internet goes as fast as you can hit the enter key.   That is what gets you instant headline news, updated blog feeds, and all sorts of other stuff.  As soon as I push publish on this post, it will be live and anyone coming to the site will see it.

The second speed is the dog slow discovery speed of the net.  There are so many people pushing enter, clicking publish, adding new sites and pages, and generally tossing new information, that the systems in place to find that new information are incredibly slow.  As an example, I recently redid a site I own called You Got Porn.  Now, the time between the point that I update the site and the major search engines like Google and Yahoo will discover the changes and do something about it can be up to 6 months.

So when you are working on something new, you have to hurry up and get it done, and then wait endlessly for the fruits of your labors to be borne.  Internet time.  Hurry up and wait!

So while you are waiting, you can check out these things:   All Teen Tits blog (nice boobs here),  Sunny Leone Sexy Galleries (She is sexy!), and Fresh Amateur Girls (they are yummy!)

So I saw War last night

War, the movie that is.  Jet Li and Jason Stratham, and for your asian girl fans, the unique looking Damon Aoki, daughter of Bennihana restuarant chain founder Rocky Aoki.   I mention her mostly because she turns out to be the only decently hot asian girl in a movie full of asian men.   The movie overall is interesting, although Jet Li looks a little like he mailed this one in from vacation.  Also, no matter what the trailers and move posters would suggest, the War aspect of the movie isn’t between Li and Stratham, which may disappoint some.   In Canada, the movie is rated 13 plus for violence, and they aren’t kidding.  The girl sitting next to me flinched about 5 times, and at one time was pointedly looking somewhere else to avoid the on screen action.  The gore isn’t on screen long, but they aren’t shy to show how people are fatally wounded.

Anyway, if you like asian girls, you could always click here for asian porn.  Enjoy!

Go back to school and get back online

With the summer coming to a very quick end, the back to school and back to work rush is on.  New computers are the order of the day for many people, and laptops have become so powerful that now more than 35% of all new computers sold are laptops.   That is a huge shift.   With the end of summer comes all sort of new and updated things on the net, from the redesign of CNN to new sites and programs coming along.  The next few weeks will be busy.

For followers of the adult stuff, sexy french canadian hotty Ariel Rebel is featured in this month’s Barely Legal from Hustler.  As always, this succulent teen babe looks hot as ever… find out more about Ariel Rebel here.

So stay tuned, this week is sort of quiet but you can expect the next few weeks to get seriously fun as a whole bunch of new stuff comes online!

More WordPress drives me mental

The new version of wordpress 2.2.2 is certainly an upgrade, but like it always seems to turn out, the upgrade also killed off a few things and made other things work differently.  It is frustrating, but I guess that is what we all get for depending on freeware.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch… it’s Friday and I am working on a fairly major redesign for my link site Findpics Free Porn.  I have run this link site since 1998, and about every two years I give it a good going over.  With all the changes towards Web2.0 style design and such, I figured now would be a good time to bring the design of findpics out of the 1990’s and up to current spec.  It is interesting to learn more CSS and to extend my PHP programming skills, plus I always learn more about database management and stuff.  It’s all good, and I am sure you will enjoy the end results… more news soon. Oh yeah, according to some of the people on the wordpress support site I am a “skank” because I run teen porn sites.  Enjoy my skankiness, I guess!

In the meantime, check out Totally Free Porn.  Another new site I am working on, again trying to do something a little more web2.0.  Enjoy!

New blog software means more hassles

WordPress is the software I use to write this blog.  Since I started this blog over a year ago, I have had 11 different updated from the company, most to do with security issues, and one major “upgrade”.  So I apologize ahead of time if anything around here breaks.  If you get lost, you can always check out the latest hollywood news and stuff at Latest Movies

August has arrived

I love the month of August. I have been doing online stuff for about 10 years now, and August for me is always the sign of the start of a new year. Basically, what happens is that during the summer, everyone is outside, playing, kids are home from school, and web usage drops a fair bit. The dreaded summer slowdown, where everything sort of goes quiet. But as we get to august, the new sites start coming out, my friends reveal their latest projects, and everything sort of comes back to life. By the 15th of September, the web is back to it’s crazy, busy, wild self as everyone gets back to the normal grid. Another year in the online entertainment buisness starts!

This week I have been working on a few new things. First off is a new web 2.0 style TGP called Totally Free Porn. There is nothing but a front page with 25 galleries on it right now, but I would say visit and bookmark the site because by the time I am done, this one is going to be huge! I like the layout with the titles and info on the galleries, I think it helps everyone to actually click on things the are interested in rather than just randomly clicking on thumbs until you find something. Plus you get to see the category and in the long run also the number of clicks on the gallery, which will help you find which ones are hot.

Also, some big updates as Super XXX Links, I have been adding info on more and more HD video sites, which are really the big deal this year. Nice widescreen movies that play very well full screen on your PC. If you are going to buy porn, at least buy quality porn, right?

Don’t forget to check out XXX Erotic Stories for hot erotica links… tons of stories there if you like that stuff.

More to come, enjoy!

For all the blogs I write…

I so often forget about my own. There is only so many hours in the day and it’s hard sometimes to keep up.

What’s up? All sorts of things. I added new sections on Sexy Amateur Thumbs for hot girls Strawberry Sandy and Ariel Rebel, so you can get your daily dose of these hotties over there. I also added a whole new section on Fresh Amateur Girls for Dawson Miller, one of the hottest teen cuties around, and I have added about 200 new galleries to the Porniki Free Galleries.

Tons of new stuff out there for you to check out too.  You can check out the fresh new amateur cams at Hot Cams.  The video quality here is pretty darn good, and the girls are real friendly.  I took a demo run yesterday and let’s just say I had a very good time (and Kleenex made some money off me).

Also, there is the new Pornstar Channel, which has a ton of hot porn babes in exclusive live chats and videos.  I haven’t been over to have a look yet, but everything I have read tells me this is going to be a good one.

Taboo Stories just added a new batch of hot erotica, don’t forget to check them out if you like sex stories.  Possibly the best erotic stories site on the net today!

Welcome to June 2007!

Been a couple of weeks since I got around to posting here, so a few things have backlogged in my brain, let me get them out.

First off, please check out 1819 Teen Girls Blog – it’s a new blog dedicated to the hot teen girls that aren’t so much part of the bigger porn world but mostly seem to be on the net.  Some really hot girls out there these days, things are expanding rapidly.

In a similar nature, I also started to work on Adult Movie Babes – nothing but pornstars and the hottest webgirls over here.  Nice stuff, the girls are top notch!

Besides all that stuff, I guess the biggest deal going on with adult stuff these days is the shift towards video on demand (or VOD).  It brings the net more into line with what you are use to at a video store – you want to see a movie, you rent the movie.  In many cases, the sites allow you to pay per minute to view the movies, which means you can cut to the chase, go right to the parts you like, and not have to pay for the entire movie.  It’s a pretty decent concept.   You can check out some of the action at XVN or Videoz or X on Demand, all great sites with varied content.  You will also notice that X on Demand and XVN both offer you some bonus minutes with your first purchase, making this an even better deal.  Try it out,  I am sure you will like it.

The other good thing for June is Live Chats and hookups.  I have to particularly recommend I’m Live right now, as they seem to have the hottest girls and the best structure overall.  Signup today to I’m Live, and I will tell you a great secret:  Check out the girl’s profiles, many of them have special rates for longer sessions or special discount codes so you can stay on with them longer.  These girls like to party and have a good time, the don’t want you to go broke!  So plenty of discounts and the per minute rates aren’t that bad at all to start with.  click here and join I’m Live now and see what I mean!

More stuff coming in June… stay tuned!

Rental Car Reviews: Chrylser 300

300

Okay, so this is the flip side of my previous review of the 2007 Camry Hybrid. I did the reverse trip (Toronto to Montreal) with this car, including some driving around Toronto area and a very little bit of surface streets in Montreal. Overall, about 650kms with this car in a VERY short period of time, from dusk to dark.

First off, the rental car version of this is a 6 cylinder. That isn’t as much of a penalty as you might thing, but it is clear that these things ain’t got a hemi. Enough power to play in traffic? Yup. Enough to haul your ass down the highway far into the range of a pricey ticket? Yup. Squeal the tires and leave some patches? Not going to happen.

The reality is that by having only the 6, this version of the 300 is a little more a cruiser, a little lighter, and much better balanced. The true large family car nature comes out loud and clear. My passenger seemed to think so, she got into the car and immediately got comfortable and fell asleep for 4 plus hours. Take that as a good sign of a soft ride, decent seats, and a quiet environment.

After driving the Camry and it’s video game version of car dynamics, the 300 was a pleasant, direct, and altogether more normal deal. I didn’t really notice that much about the car going down the highway, which is a great thing. That means nothing was particularly wrong. Many nice features, like the “flick the flasher, it clicks 3 times” deal is nice for those quickie lane changes, the seats adjusted easily to fit my tired back, and the controls are all pretty much where they should be (but not quite the old Chrysler standards, which threw me a curve for the first 30 seconds or so). The smallish windshield and high sides make for a somewhat more restrictive view on all sides, but the large sunroof was a nice touch (although I never opened it, it was too cold).

In the end, as a rental car, this has to be one of the better ones I have driven. This car does exactly what it sets out to do: Smooth ride, tons of space, huge trunk, and a dash of unque style… and with the 6, gas mileage was acceptable and normal for the trip done so many times before. If i was going to buy this as a personal car, I would likely look at one of the V8 options, just to see what the implications are. After all, you can never be too thin or have too much horsepower 🙂

Rental Car Reviews: 2007 Camry Hybrid

camry-hybrid

Well, another chance came up to test out some of the most interesting cars on the road today, so who am I to turn that chance down? This time out, the rental rat is a 2007 Camry Hybrid. Certainly one of the more interesting (but frustrating) cars I have driven for a while.

First off, you can check out my review of the regular 2007 Camry. I loved it. Amazingly large car, comfortable seats, neat control layout, and it was damn good on gas as it was. Everything I had been told about the Hybrid was that it was everything that the regular camry was, plus a whole bunch better on gas.

Well, after about 700kms in the 2007 Camry Hybrid, my only conclusion is that there is such as thing as too much of a good thing.

First off, let’s start at the rear, specifically the trunk. The batteries have to go somewhere, so much of the space in the trunk is lost. It is still a big trunk, but the regular model is a mafia special 2 body size, this one is more like a single body deal. You won’t be seeing Hybrids on the Sopranos, that is for sure. I still got a fair bit of stuff back there, but the space isn’t as useful as it could be, and the previously long flat floor is turned into a few bucket shapes and large bump taking out a ton of space.

The rest of the car, at least appearance wise, is pure new Camry, which is to say inoffensive and very functional. Some people don’t like the heavy looking slab sided drawn with a crayon look, but I am a fan so no problems there. Interior is the same deal as the regular car, although this one is dressed up a bit with such things as the bluetooth phone connection with voice command, and controls for the radio on the steering wheel. There is also the display button that cycles you through the various reports on how well you are doing at saving gas.

The auto door lock feature is kind of weird. You never take the keyfob out of your pocket, just walk up to the car and it unlocks. Ditto for starting the car, you don’t have to take the fob out, rather just put your foot on the brake and put the start button. The video game turns on and you are ready to visit Mario land… or drive down the road, I guess.

There are plenty of writeups out there about how the hybrid works, I won’t waste your time here. Let’s just say that the Toyota system is apparently one of the best, but the reality is that it still isn’t exactly ready for prime time. Jerky engagements, weird acceleration curves as the electric motor gives way to the regular gas engine, which then uses the electric to help out, and very touchy weird brakes that feel like they are doing a lot but are really doing very little… the dynamics of the driveline are more what you would expect from a mid 70’s Ford, not a Toyota.

The brakes are a real issue, especially considering that this hybrid is a porky car, and you can feel every extra pound. The brakes are used to regenerate power to the battery, so unless you push a certain distance down the brake pedal, the only braking you are getting is from the force of induction, not actual brake pads squeezing a rotor. As a result, there is a weirdish step when you suddenly engage the full brakes… up until that time, the electric generator and the heavy weight of the car conspire to make normal in traffic braking a royal pain in the ass.

Up sides? The car works well overall. No complaints taking it down the highway, the extra weight actually makes the car a pretty solid ride down the open road, just don’t ask it to turn or anything. This is the first car in a long time that I found myself consistantly running wide on the exit of corners, because I wasn’t turning hard enough to make up for all the weight.

This became double apparent as I backed this run up with a return run (of a similar distance) in a Chrysler 300 (more on that later). Yes, 1400-1500kms in a single day makes for some pretty solid impressions on two very different cars.

The true upside on the Camry is fuel mileage, as I didn’t have to add any gas to run 700kms, and the gas light had not yet come on. I was told by someone who has run one for a while that with careful driving you can push 800-850kms out a tank. With gas up to a shocking $1.18 per litre locally, that is starting to sound like a very good thing.