In The Raw » Stupid Shit http://www.in-the-raw.com Raw thoughts from RawAlex Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:22:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Bob’s swelling was a fat padded wallet! http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/213 http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/213#comments Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:46:23 +0000 Rawalex http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/213 Well, you could sort of see this one coming from far, far away.  You may have seen ads for a product called “Enzyte”, a “natural male enhancement product“.  The wording of their commercials was awfully complex, dancing around artfully attempting to suggest that they can increase the size of your penis, all the while not saying (for obvious legal reasons).  The commercials featured “Smiling Bob” who would always end up somehow revealing his new found confidence, usually after losing his pants for some reason or another.

Well, the US federal government assets that this company wasn’t telling it’s customers enough to the truth, read the story click here

]]> http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/213/feed 0 How Tough is Bird Shit? http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/200 http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/200#comments Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:45:22 +0000 Rawalex http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/200 Pretty damn tough…

NASA is reporting that during the detailed inspection of the space shuttle now in orbit, they have found a number of white splotches on the vehicle.  Apparently the temperature during liftoff isn’t high enough to burn off bird shit, and the vacuum of space isn’t enough to get rid of it either!

Story link:  NASA finds shit on shuttle

]]> http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/200/feed 0 Having a hard time… http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/98 http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/98#comments Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:03:29 +0000 Rawalex http://www.rawalex.com/wordpress/archives/98 getting a seat on the subway? It could be because there is a dead guy taking up one of the seats…

Authorities are unsure how long dead man rode the subway – really makes you think how NY people just never look too closely at each other.

]]> http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/98/feed 0 Musume vs Lizard http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/87 http://www.in-the-raw.com/archives/87#comments Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:16:24 +0000 Rawalex http://www.rawalex.com/wordpress/archives/87 Oh them wacky japanese game shows… No, I don’t understand japanese well enough to know the deal, but I have some ideas… check out the video.

video here

They sort of set the new standard for “pork chop around your neck so the dog will play with you”.

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