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Bob’s swelling was a fat padded wallet!

Well, you could sort of see this one coming from far, far away.  You may have seen ads for a product called “Enzyte”, a “natural male enhancement product“.  The wording of their commercials was awfully complex, dancing around artfully attempting to suggest that they can increase the size of your penis, all the while not [...]

How Tough is Bird Shit?

Pretty damn tough… NASA is reporting that during the detailed inspection of the space shuttle now in orbit, they have found a number of white splotches on the vehicle.  Apparently the temperature during liftoff isn’t high enough to burn off bird shit, and the vacuum of space isn’t enough to get rid of it either! [...]

Having a hard time…

getting a seat on the subway? It could be because there is a dead guy taking up one of the seats… Authorities are unsure how long dead man rode the subway – really makes you think how NY people just never look too closely at each other.

Musume vs Lizard

Oh them wacky japanese game shows… No, I don’t understand japanese well enough to know the deal, but I have some ideas… check out the video. video here They sort of set the new standard for “pork chop around your neck so the dog will play with you”.